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Ouch Demotivational Poster


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


GROUCHO STRIKES AGAIN -


TAGS: groucho marx
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - November 20, 2012, 6:47 pm
Ha cha cha cha cha!
forseti - November 20, 2012, 12:59 am
same with me!
gas - November 19, 2012, 8:17 pm
fav'd printed and hang on the wall


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


TOUCHE MY FRIEND - Touche


TAGS: touche
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Florisb

Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
So, Derek, you're saying...he's a pirate? Ha, fencing terms elude me, as I am an American. You might as well be talking about soccer. This is a good poster 4/5
Derek - October 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
If he's not wearing a plastron, it could mean a broken rib


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making b***erflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




A KISS - A moment in time when two souls touch


TAGS: kiss soul touch
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheSanityInspector - December 30, 2011, 1:02 am
That's a remarkable sculpture.


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by unicornhead

Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for **** though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING -




A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


RECENTLY IN ARGENTINA -


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."


DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by pitbull

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




SOME MORNINGS -


TAGS: mornings grouchy babies
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?


I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.39/5

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LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am
Brilliant!


MAO - He has a house in Australia.


TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Kibu

CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I goa go too. I dont like my GF riding the bus home at night. see ya
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm Jamaican now. Tree=three, I'm not drinking maple syrup. I don't care if it is one of Canada's greatest exports. That and newspaper.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:50 am
Well, good night all. ROFL MAO I'm not g**. There's a tree drink minimum.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:55 am
That's like trying to balance out crack with heroin...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:49 am
Yep. That and House help balance out Glee.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:48 am
Dexter...isn't that the one about the serial killer that kills other serial killers?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:45 am
This has been a perfect episode so far, but it cut me off in the middle. Hate.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't you hate the time restraints sites use. It seems like it always hits me in the middle of a two-parter.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
I recommend anime shipudenn or something like that. Almost every anime there is, is on there in their whole. Currently, I'm waiting 20 more freakin minutes so I can finish the newest episode of Dexter.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:40 am
I hear you, man. I rarely watch things as they come out. Recently, I've become addicted to DBZ-Zone.org. They got a few great series on there.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:38 am
I don't watch much tv on tv, since I don't get alot of the shows when they come out. Usually I wait a year, but horay for the internet and certain sites.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:36 am
You know what was a great Anime on Adult Swim...S-Cry-Ed...and Bebop, though I never got into that.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:34 am
lol I love Venture Brothers. Adult swim gets the best shows. I also like Robot Chicken...but I'm a little ashamed of that.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Due to the ages of my kids, most Anime is inappropriate. Due to my age, the only cartoons I'll watch on my own is South Park, Simpsons and Looney Tunes.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:31 am
I like some anime. I'm more about the immature adult shows like Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:30 am
Really? I like Anime a lot. I find it's less inhibited than Western animation. I think, perhaps, you haven't given it a proper chance.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Dude, you lost me completely. I told you I think Anime sucks. I didn't even like Kill Bill which was live action Anime.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:25 am
...but he has a house in Australia...Code Geass is a good show. I even like the English Dub, which is rare. Incredibly rare. They nailed Lelouch's voice.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, I know that answer. It's because Anime in general sucks and Anime with incoherent text really sucks. Sorry, Kibu.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:21 am
I don't understand why this is rated so low...
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
It's like an A-Bomb bursting backwards in my brain! Imagine, a mushroom cloud in reverse. A huge and expansive cosmos compressing itself into a single phallic shaped object.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
You forgot the M-80s, Mr. R. WTFO?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Kool aid. Fire ants. Video ***e. Fast motion. Hours of fun condensed into minutes of horror.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:17 am
Hours of fun?? I use a gallon of gas and a quarter stick of dynomite. It's over in about 45 seconds. (But it's a spectacular 45 seconds).
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:13 am
This is like a bag full of squirrels on FIRE! Hours of fun.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Or he could be a motifaker.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:10 am
There is something wrong with your head, Bart. You may have A.D.H.L.A.S.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:07 am
I know, dude! Isn't it just so random and awesome! I laugh so hard EVERY TIME I see it.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
o.O
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 5:00 pm
hysterically* too much to type *huff* *huff*
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 4:59 pm
I don't know why, but this makes me hyserically! 5


UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


AM I GOING TO CATCH HELL? - What do you think?


TAGS: couch time coming right up
Rating: 3.19/5

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spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:18 pm
LMAO! Nope. You're good to go. Let's move that couch and love seat into the middle and hop over them with the quad you've got in the kitchen. 5Ls.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:04 pm
I know a guy who did that when he was moving out


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented ho*** douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this a**hole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is ***y and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half a**ed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.


TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by fuggenwaggles

ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao


LONELINESS - When you realize that all the people you're missing, aren't missing you at all.


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
like it
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
Hey Garbage Kid, February is on the phone and wants it's tired old joke back.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:01 pm
Helluva demotivating poster and a nice zing.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:59 pm
Handsome fella! But certainly not a tank!


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA! -


TAGS: this is sparta drill dentist nightmare ouch
Rating: 1.8/5


HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm
lolz


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head b***** against the steering wheel of my truck.


DUCKFACE -




PUSH UPS? -


TAGS: fat guy stuck on couch
Rating: 4.29/5

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SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:54 pm
Looks more like Pizza the Hut.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:55 am
Hey! Rerun has made it clear he did not want any pics of him made into Motifakes.
Iconoclast - September 29, 2011, 2:57 pm
Looks a lot like Jabba the Hut, or an early relative


THERE ARE THINGS -




A SUPERIOR COUCH POTATO -


TAGS: couch potato lists
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:34 am
You forgot "making anime posters"


Elvis Presley -




36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.




STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


HAMMERTIME -




RELIGION - Don't get Thor angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


TAGS: jesus touchdown jesus
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 6:46 pm
I heard about this and thought it was hilarious; still do, too! 5L


SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.


TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am
Ph**oshopped!


SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




THIS LITTLE PIGGY CRIED WEE -




LITERAL LARRY - The Icepack Icon


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 4.7/5

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TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.


TAGS: douche turd moron ***k face
Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!


THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien


TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
wat
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something a**wipe


HUMMER H3 -


TAGS: hummer douche h3 h2
Rating: 3.06/5

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OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Mummy??!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for ph**o-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!


COUCH POTATO - OMG! The disease is spreading!




THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.


TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their v*****.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.


what the hell -


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:52 pm
When the anus speaks? That's where all the fun and adventure is! 5L
concern3 - May 16, 2015, 10:09 am
very funny a 5er
Silverheart - May 16, 2015, 8:01 am

That's why they tell you to prepare your anus.


suicide bomber -




POSSIBILITY -


TAGS: grouchy conquistadores
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - July 7, 2011, 1:21 am
Dang, that there is deep.
Hawamleh - July 6, 2011, 9:20 pm
never have you failed to maze me, I actually dropped my jaw when i read this... 5 L
house - July 6, 2011, 7:45 pm
Nice on Haar. I'll give it 5 cause its funny but you should really attribute the quote
Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 9:19 am

epicne55


RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




THE NAME IS BAG... - Douche bag...




PROBLEMS - This guy have them


TAGS: ouch gripherje
Rating: 1.8/5

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lolman - May 20, 2009, 11:44 pm
HAIRY GORILLA ARMS This guy 'have' them lol f***in asians
Erecrottod - May 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
No bllod?
Z-Bob - May 7, 2009, 10:32 am
THEATRICAL MACHETE - This guy has one.
my first - May 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
Problems This guy HAS them
TJ - May 4, 2009, 5:42 pm
HAVE THEM - This guy does.


D.U.P. -


TAGS: pms women driver ouch
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
Bingo! 5L
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:19 pm
Haha! Thanks!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:11 pm
Talking from experience...like any other law, D.U.P is only illegal if you get caught. The fine is an incredibly steep 5Ls!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:08 pm

Hmmm...Had I known someone whould have a camera, I would have been more circumspect (that means I wouldn't have let him escape the car).
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 5:12 pm
Now THIS is Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:35 pm

LOL...real nice


custom SUVs -


TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


Happiness -




BAD DECISIONS - Make good stories.


TAGS: ouch sad truth
Rating: 4.71/5

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Jane Austen -




WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?


TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am
Qmao


METEORITES - They will wait until you get a cold beer from the fridge. Then strike.


TAGS: meteorite couch rednecks rock
Rating: 4.56/5

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chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:08 pm
i'm new on here but im just gonna say, when i read this i thought, woman


vaping -


TAGS: douche vape
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - May 28, 2014, 3:50 pm
Oh, goody, there's something to do in Winnipeg now.
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:28 am
Vapors, smapors, they just opened a 5L pot smoking lounge in Winnipeg today! Uh, for medicinal purposes of course...weeeeee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2014, 7:29 pm
Last week I would have agreed with this poster, but on Wednesday a guy gave me a pretty nice vaporizer in lieu of payment for a 5 minute computer repair....I see the appeal in them now.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Greeny - May 26, 2014, 6:29 pm
lol


REMINISCE -


TAGS: past family touch
Rating: 4.1/5

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SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:12 am
Number?…..NUMBER?!!….Why would a number be on aunt Becky’s bathing cap? …and why would aunt Becky’s bathing cap be in my bed?
MissPriss - May 14, 2012, 11:57 pm
Well that's it...I'm screwed. I see atleast 3 and counting! Does that mean it wasn't just 1 family member???
forseti - May 14, 2012, 12:56 pm
It's a 69! d***, this number reminds me of something...


Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -




SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: douche cries over spilled coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-cra**'-douches


HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...


TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie


TAGS: kanye west taylor swift blatant douchebaggery
Rating: 3.44/5

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Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have *** with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.


OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!


TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world


OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??




SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.


TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!


TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........f***ing Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! f***ing morons.


DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


SHHHH - Be very very quiet Aggys hunting posers


TAGS: aggy hunting posers ouch
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ed-Hyde - April 6, 2010, 2:38 pm
Death Dealer ftw!


COUCH POTATO - So ?


TAGS: couch potato girl woman stockings
Rating: 4.26/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:17 am
we're supposed to put texts on motifakes ? man !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:43 pm
These pictures are awesome... but the text??? Uh??? Where is it?


THE CPN' - Hello Ladies, CpnKangaroo Here Lovely To Meet You Wanna Check Out My Pouch?


TAGS: cpn ladies pouch
Rating: 3.64/5

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Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 10:31 pm
You don't know Cpn. When he says pouch, he means he's satchel...unless he's drunk; in that case, he's talking about his sack.
madness181 - April 3, 2010, 10:26 pm
It's a male kangaroo... They don't have pouches


GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: life time woman confidence preparation control relationship ***y ankle leg heel couch kline quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Parole anklet?


NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym




LINUS BENEDICT TORVALDS...CREATOR OF LINUX -


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?


DOUCHE BAG - Yeah, that's right he's the biggest that ever was.


TAGS: jon gosselin douche fag
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cam - July 28, 2009, 3:53 am
He's an over sized baby.


THE BEAT GOES ON -


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - March 15, 2010, 4:46 pm
Our first stream-of-conciousness poster. An illuminating slice of life. :})
Airman - March 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
best to get them out of your system early in the week! LOL
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:27 pm
this is the first ****ty one i've ever seen airman make, hmm
rerun - March 15, 2010, 2:18 pm

JordanSSSS, lay off or you will be gone.
Airman - March 15, 2010, 12:18 pm
must have struck a nerve...
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 12:11 pm
@JordanSSSS, keep your comments up, and I'll bet, you'll be gone faster than a lb of Sunday morning bacon.
JordanSSSS - March 15, 2010, 12:00 pm
This is retarted, take it off of here


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